RULES & GUIDELINES

All participants must come up with a funny name for their team and league.

Entry fee is $5 per team. Multiple owners of a single team are allowed.

1st, 2nd and 3rd prizes will be awarded to the top three finishers in each league. The prizewinners will be allowed to donate their winnings to the charity/PAC/non-profit of their choice, in the name of the wingnut of their choice.

Maximum of 10 teams per league.

Each league must have a neutral arbiter for point-scoring decisions.

The Player Draft will be conducted over six rounds, with each owner drawing lots for a set position (1-10 in a max. capacity league) for each round.

Each owner will start the draft on equal footing with other owners via a salary cap of $100 to spend on players. Owners can spend less than the salary cap to build their team, but cannot exceed it.

Owners will follow a UWFW master pre-draft salary list to determine how much an available wingnut costs.

Only wingnuts on the UWFW master list can be drafted.

Owners must draft six players at five positions to complete a team. They are: Wankerback (2); Eliminationist (1); Jesus Lady (1); Paid Shill (1); Team Wankfest (1).

All points scored by an owner's players will be compiled by the owner and presented to the league arbiter by midnight of the first Sunday following the end of a week's play.

All point-scoring plays presented by an owner MUST have documentary evidence to be considered by the arbiter for points.

All decisions by a league arbiter on point-scoring are FINAL.

Owners are allowed - and indeed, encouraged - to prod their wingnut players into making point-scoring plays. This is the true beauty of Ultimate Wingnut Fantasy Wankball: in other fantasy sports, owners have no control over their players' performances. In UWFW, owners have as much power to goad a given wingnut into scoring points for them as they can manage.

A trade deadline of Week 7, or prior to the start of Week 8, is set.

No owner may exceed the $100 salary cap by means of a trade.

Trades at any time prior to the deadline must be approved by a league arbiter.

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