Eliminationist Draft Guide: Something to Prove

21. Robert Spencer

Salary: $16 | PF: X | EPP: X | GM: X

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22. Mark Steyn

Salary: $16 | PF: 4 | EPP: 7 | OM: 7

Mark Steyn and the Montreal Expos are proof that even Canadians make mistakes. With an exchange rate-adjusted IQ of 72, Mark can be forgiven for coupling an apparent affection for the Merle Travis song "Sixteen Tons" with a very real disdain for the type of people that Travis sang about. Less understandable is why he would celebrate the first anniversary of Hurricane Katrina by re-posting his September 2005 paean to the Bush administration's response. Of course, a man who considers Ann Coulter's most recent book to be "tightly reasoned" is not a man inclined to second-guess himself. - S

Fast Fact: Mark keeps posters of Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham and Barbara Bush on his "Pride of the Yankees" wall.

23. Daniel Pipes

Salary: $16 | PF: X | EPP: X | GM: X

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24. Ted Nugent

Salary: $16 | PF: X | EPP: X | OM: X

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25. Glenn Beck

Salary: $16 | PF: X | EPP: X | GM: X

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26. Walter E. Williams

Salary: $13 | PF: X | EPP: X | GM: X

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27. Leonard Peikoff

Salary: $11 | PF: 1 | EPP: 10 | GM: 10

Cult leader Peikoff rarely writes anymore, but when he does, it's generally to advocate the mass killing of 7/8ths of humanity. So he's got that going for him. Currently, Peikoff is at war with several Objectivist splinter groups for mastery over the all-important freshman dorm-dwelling moody loner demographic. - AP

Fast Fact: Peikoff invented the oxymoron upon declaring himself the "intellectual heir to Ayn Rand".

28. Steve Sailer

Salary: $10 | PF: 7 | EPP: 5 | GM: 6

You’d think that somebody who despises the neocon agenda and is highly critical of the Bush Administration would have no place on a list of eliminationists. Ladies and gentleman, allow us to introduce the exception to the rule ... Mr. Steve Sailer. - AP

Fast Fact: A printing error at Random House caused Sailer's copy of the dictionary to contain switched definitions of "realism" and "racism".

29. Warrior

Salary: $8 | PF: X | EPP: X | GM: X

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30. Anna Benson

Salary: $4 | PF: 1 | EPP: 8 | GM: 8

Anna Benson to Debbie Schlussel's Jayne Mansfield to Ann Coulter's Marilyn Monroe, Anna Benson is the only eliminationist willing to issue death threats for a dollar bill tucked into her G-string. Though she often goes months between insane screeds, her husband, N.Y. Mets pitcher Kris Benson, is far from the only person she makes hurl. - AP

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KEY - PF: Posting Frequency ... EPP: Eliminationism Per Post ... OM: Overall Misanthropy

AUTHORS - AP: Assparrot ... S: Snag

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